Soon in a galaxy near you!! We don’t know about you, but here at TEFAT HQ, we’re confident there’s truth to the theory that life on earth is micro-managed by EXTRATERRESTIAL ÜBERBEINGS traveling at warp speed in potato chip-thin discs. You don’t believe it? All the signs are there, for sure. Just think about it. LEAKED INTELLIGENCE agency reports state in no uncertain terms what we knew all along: the crop circles-worshipping Travelers are here, there, yes, EVERYWHERE.

After all, what was that all about when you woke up in the wee hours last Thursday to find the refrigerator open, beaming its EERILY PULSATING LIGHT into the dark, if not a message from another dimension to open your eyes? So, stay alert, smell the interdimensional coffee, and, most importantly, join forces with us. We are MOBILIZING a flying fleet of TEFATS to put a kink in these EXTRATERRESTIAL ÜBERBEINGS’ galaxy-conquering schemes. And we are doing it NOW! Take heed! This might be your final chance at defending the MUDBALL we call earth!!